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Did I leave all of you in suspense? Are you all wondering what my two humorous stories are? I'm sure some of you have already heard but I will tell them anyway. They both take place monday night. It goes a little something like this.

"Wow, Dancing sure is fun!" Kerri thought to herself as she sat down on the steps to make another appointment with her dance instructor. Kerri was very glad she wore capri pants because it was a very warm day! The little dog that bit TJ last week came into the room. Kerri wanted to be brave so she didn't try to run away from it, although that WAS her natural instinct. Instead she let the dog sniff her, thinking maybe she had made a new friend in this dog. Little did this naiive girl know that the dog had something else in mind. The dog came a little closer, and a little closer, and a little closer until she was right by Kerri's naked shin. Then to everyone's horror this little dog attempted to make babies with Kerri's leg!! It took only a second for Kerri to realize what this FEMALE (I think, I didn't feel anything extra if you know what i mean... ewww...) dog was doing and she took her pointy dancing shoes and swatted the dog away. Everyone laughed, Kerri almost cried (but not really). How disturbing it was!!! The dog then left the room and came back a few seconds later to try and take advantage of TJ's leg! Just because the dog is in heat gives it no right to sexually harass unsuspecting humans! especially when they are not wearing full length pants! So that is Kerri's story. She has to tell it in third person because it was just to traumatic for her.

This one will be in the "normal" person now. No third....

Characters:
Kerri Samson as Kerri
Nathan Braunberger as Nathan
TJ Miller as TJ
Gareth Braunberger as the boy who does gross things

After dancing, my parents really wanted the michael buble c.d. so they could practice the fox trot in our kitchen so the four characters mentioned above went to get it for them. I was in need of a boost though, so naturally, we went to booster juice! Tell me, how corny was that? I got a delectable raspberry rapture with the go girl booster. It was really good. But my drink doesn't really come into play in this story, I just wanted to tell you all that. Moving on...
So after Nathan, TJ, Gareth, and I got our drinks we headed off to best buy to pick up the c.d. We met the Braunberger parents in the parking lot and they said best buy didn't have the c.d but we decided to go in and explore anyway. We came to the aisle with all the cool video cameras and they fooled around with those for a while. Everything was going great until I hear a hushed voice say.. "Oh Crap, we gotta get our of here!" I turn around to see a HUGE pink blob of booster juice all over the carpet, and Gareth Andrew Braunberger holding an empty cup. We're not talking a little cup, we're talking a BIG cup. And thirty seconds before it was almost full. To save myself from embarassment I immediately turned around and headed for the door and gave Nathan the "You better get your butt over here RIGHT now or you're gonna pay for it later" look. The other two followed. When we got in the car we had to explain to TJ what had happend. He was oblivious. We were driving along and then I noticed Gareth. I was curious as to why Gareth still had his cup in his hand. And I was even more curious as to why he was drinking out of the cup. It turns out he had scooped it back into his cup to clean it up. But what a waste it was to just throw it away, so he decided to drink it. Why Gareth? Why? He may have paid for that decision though because that happend on monday and on tuesday he got majorly sick. So, if you learn anything from this, don't drink stuff off the floor or you'll puke. Thank you for reading!

p.s. Now I'm only 30 days away from my wedding! 30 days and two hours exactly! woohoo to that!